Just a short one because today super busy, later hafta go out again running up n down and round and round .

This is an ads in hokkien but worry not bcoz it comes with english subtitles, this ads is about this Olympus E500 Digital Camera with super wide angle lens and its bloody funny wan!

Watch and be prepare to luff your ass off!!!

darling kua jibeng kua jibeng … chio chio chioo KAKAKAKAKA!!!!

Santa has pretty much remained as a myth all these time …. some claimed to have met him but for most of us who is living in the real world might not have given the privilage to do so.

For us in Malaysia the chances of meeting Santa is pretty much close to zero, you see rumors has it that Santa enters thru the chimney ….. how many Malaysian house got chimney one har? lol! Unless u start adding a chimney to your house now la … that might work!

Its also customary to leave something for Santa (if he decided to visit your place), some cookies and a cuppa milk should be sufficient and thats the angmoh’s tradition …. if Santa is in Malaysia I think we could show the same kinda hospitality by leaving to him some kueh or yau char kwai plus a big glass of Teh tarik, that would be nice rite?

This leads to this email i received in my mailbox today …. its a compilation of ways you could play a prank Santa if he decided to drop in.

- Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

- While he’s in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

- Leave him a note, explaining that you’ve gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

- While he’s in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.

- Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!

- Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say “We hate Christmas,” and “Go away Santa”

- Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.

- Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you’re sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear. < -- This is evil!

- While he’s in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn’t have missed that last payment, and take off. < -- Ahlong's Favourite!

- Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, “For The Tooth Fairy.” Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, “For Santa”

- Take everything out of your house as if it’s just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, “Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime.”

- Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.

- While he’s in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire. < -- This is evil!

- Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa’s sure to see them. Go outside, yell, “Ooh! Look! A deer! And he’s got a red nose!” and fire a gun. < -- This is the BEST

- Leave Santa a note, explaining that you’ve moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.

- Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.

- Paint “hoof-prints” all over your face and clothes. While he’s in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you’ve been “trampled.” Threaten to sue.

- Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, “This neighborhood ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

Some of this pranks are really funny! Maybe we can play this kinda pranks on our shopping Malls Santa Clause huh?

Those of you who didnt know yet, daily exericse is good for you! it can improves your blood circulation, improves your complexion while give u this cherry red face and can heal your pain after you are dumped by your girlfriend too!

Dont believe me? Watch this video and find out the truth! I bluff you not!

What you doing sitting in front of your pc still? go exercise la!

I got complain from hamsap readers saying that lately my blog no more perverted video and photos. They wanna boycott this blog already if i dont post any hamsap materials to satisfy their lust soon.

ok lo so i give in lor! customers is always right mah! Nah! today got one best video of a angmoh girl changing clothes in the bathroom wan this girl got big nen nen and her body also … phuuhh!!! Ahpek watch ledi no nid viagra also can stand!!!

I m sure you guys is gonna use this video to tfk tonite wan! Dun over TFK ok? can die wan you know?! later will become “Jing Joon Yan Mong”

So How? the video stim anot?!!!

Aceone fast fast wipe those sperm off your keyboard la!

Before I go on any further, lets take a look at what is the meaning of Rojak … a search on the internet reveals answer from the famous Wikipedia :-

Rojak Language
From Wikipedia

Rojak Language or Bahasa Rojak is a Malaysian term, literally meaning “mixed-up language” in Malay, to define the practice of code-switches between 2, 3, 4 or more languages in a conversation similar to pidgin, Manglish and Singlish. The base language, however is Malay.

Then, back in october I read in the newspaper this article about Rojaks Language : DBP given power to fine

KUALA LUMPUR: The Cabinet has given the Dewan Bahasa & Pustaka (DBP) the power to advise and fine anyone not using the national language correctly on signboards.

“DBP can now enforce the correct usage of the national language on the public and private sectors,” he told reporters at a press conference at his office yesterday.

Rais also gave some examples of commonly used terms such as Touch ‘N’ Go and Boulevard that he would like to see changed to Bahasa Malaysia terms.

“The word for ‘Boulevard’ should rightfully be ‘Lebuh Perdana’,” he said.

Then I wanna show you this photograph i took from Tesco Kajang

Click on the above image for a larger version

I thot they are saying that if you buy 1 pizza you can get 4 topeng (mask) for free! LOL!

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