Seriously, I didnt made this up! I picked up this article while catching up with my online news!

They done a survey and found out that Indian men have small “U know what” anyway, my indians comrades, you dont hafta worry! this survey were done in India! it has no relation with those who are living in Malaysia!

I think … these people derno how to choose their own size only ler … not that they got short “U know what“! err … what you think har?

Condoms ‘too big’ for Indian men

A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India.

The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research.

Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

The scientists even checked their sample was representative of India as a whole in terms of class, religion and urban and rural dwellers.

The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.

Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large.

The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate.

And the country already has the highest number of HIV infections of any nation.

‘Not a problem’

Mr Puri said that since Indians would be embarrassed about going to a chemist to ask for smaller condoms there should be vending machines dispensing different sizes all around the country.

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Erm … which one of you actually goan measure your kkc one har?

This is the incidents that will happen if a country progress too fast … you will get all kinda newly developed social disease emerging from everywhere.

This is prolly due to the fact that their citizens could not catch up with the over rapid progress and therefore they will develope a set of weird behaviours, pretending they are already adapted themselves to the current progress.

I am talking about this couple in China who signed a contract agreeing to divorce each other even before they got married!

This interesting incident happened in Shenzhen where a 30 yrs old female agrred to marry her fiance only if he agreed to divorce her in 8 years time! WTF!!!

If I m that guy … might as well remain single and kau sommo piao meis rite? why wanna waste lots n lotsa money on a wedding that will only last for 8 years?

WTF is happening to this world mannnn!!!

Couple sign eight-year contract

A couple have signed an unusual contract at a registry office in the Shenzhen Special Economic Zone.

Qing, 30, a freelance magazine writer, required her fiance, an architect, to sign a contract agreeing to a divorce in eight years before they registered for a marriage certificate on Monday.

The contract stipulated that the couple would return to the registry office for the divorce in eight years’ time.

Qing said she did not want to be tied down by the marriage.

New Express Daily

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Call me old fashion … this is totally insane!

Yea .. ironically there is this place call Heart Attack Grill in Arizona, Amadika and coincide with the name of the restaurant they are serving altery blogging food! Their business motto is “Taste … Worth Dying For!” …. WTF!!!

They named their burger single by-pass, double by-pass or triple by-pass and their “flat liner fries” are fried in pure lard! Hows that for a change?!

Well not only the food can alter your blood pressure but the main blood pressure modifier in this place are the girls! The waitresses or should I say The Naughty Nurses!

Check out below for the photographs of the “Nurses”!

A Nurse serving by-pass burger

another naughty nurse serving Double by-pass burger with lard fries

Naughty Nurse posing

Triple By-Pass burger? where??!!

I dont see any burgers nor fries … i only saw those buns!!! I want those buns!!!

Triple By-Pass Burger up close!

Burger? what burger? I only saw nips!!

Looks like the customer is not complaining! I wont be complaining too if they were here!

Are You Man Enough?

Will you make any complain or voice your dissatisfaction if you are one of the patron to this grill? Knowing you all hamsap flers i doubt you would complain either!

Now the interesting part, official complain were lodged against them (Heart Attack Grill) for impersonating “nurses” and their uniform … read article below :

Waitresses dressed as naughty nurses rile RNs
Scantily clad servers push artery clogging fare at the Heart Attack Grill

TEMPE, Ariz. - The Heart Attack Grill — a theme restaurant whose specialties include the Quadruple Bypass Burger and Flatliner Fries, cooked in pure lard — is making health-care professionals’ blood pressure rise, and not because of the menu.

It is because of the waitresses’ naughty nurse uniforms.

The waitresses wear skimpy, cleavage-baring outfits, high heels and thigh-high stockings — a male fantasy that some nursing organizations say is an insult to the profession.
Several nurses have complained to the Arizona attorney general’s office, and a national nursing group has repeatedly asked Heart Attack Grill owner Jon Basso to stop using the outfits.

“Nurses are the most sexually fantasized-about profession,” said Sandy Summers, executive director of the Center for Nursing Advocacy, based in Baltimore. “We’re asking people, if they’re going to have these fantasies, please don’t make it so public. Move these sexual fantasies to other professions.”

Basso shrugs off Summers’ complaints, and refers to her and her supporters as prudes, cranks and lunatics.

“If anything, I think it glorifies nurses to be thought of as a physically attractive and desirable individual,” Basso said. “There’s a Faye Dunaway, Florence Nightingale hipness to it. Nobody wants to think of themselves as some old battle ax who changes bedpans for a living.”

‘Nutritional pornography’
The most serious complaint Basso has faced was made to the Arizona attorney general’s office by the state Board of Nursing. In September, the attorney general’s office wrote Basso a letter informing him that he is illegally using the word “nurse” at his restaurant and on his Web site. Citing Arizona Statute A.R.S. 32-1636, the attorney general said only someone who has a valid nursing license can use the title “nurse.”

Basso refused to remove “nurse” from his Web site but inserted an asterisk next to every nurse reference and included the following disclaimer:

“The use of the word ‘nurse’ above is only intended as a parody. None of the women pictured on our Web site actually have any medical training, nor do they attempt to provide any real medical services. It should be made clear that the Heart Attack Grill and its employees do NOT offer any therapeutic treatments (aside from laughter) whatsoever.”

Basso said the complaints have been good for business, “all they’ve done is ensure there’s going to be a gajillion of these all over the country.”

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Could someone please open this kinda restaurant in Malaysia pulez pulez mighty pulezzzzz!!! My blood pressure is kinda low lately!

Anime themed restaurant is really gonna be the next thing in restaurant industries, this is probably due to the fact that some years ago, lotsa teenagers love watching these anime series from Japan and now they are working class adults and anime themed restaurant is something they can really relates to.

No, sorry there isnt any Dragon Balls theme restaurant yet but there is this Cafe in Toronto Canada that is called iMaid Cafe. All their waitresses are dressed in maid costume which the boss specially order from Japan.

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The whole restaurant are decorated in black and white just like the color of their maid costume. The owner of Imaid Cafe, Aaron Wang said he got the idea while watching news on China television a few years ago.

Read more bout it from the article below :

French maids lure diners to cartoon-inspired cafe

TORONTO - A tiny eatery decorated almost completely in black and white is creating a big buzz in Toronto but it’s not the decor getting attention — it’s the servers, who all wear French maid outfits.

With servers in black mini-skirts, long socks and white aprons, the cafe is believed to be the first in Canada to mimic the cartoon-inspired restaurants devoted to “costume play”, or cosplay, that first appeared in Japan a few years ago.

Owner Aaron Wang, 24, who opened the iMaid Cafe this summer, got the idea for the theme after seeing a piece about a maid cosplay restaurant on the television news in China.

“I call them maids not waitresses,” said Wang, who moved to Canada from Beijing six years ago.

“They smile a lot and they are cute. I want somebody cute like the characters from cartoons — big eyes, long hair and young.”

Cosplay, which originated in Japan, is a combination of the words “costume” and “play”. In cosplay, people dress as characters from Japanese animation, as well as graphic manga novels and video games. Cosplay can also refer to someone simply wearing a costume.

Wang wanted to open a restaurant that would be different from other traditional Hong Kong and Chinese restaurants in Toronto, a cosmopolitan city where two million of the 4.6 million people are foreign born. The largest minority group is the Chinese population, which is 410,000.

He ordered the costumes from Japan at a cost of about C$200 (89 pounds) each.

“I want people to come to the restaurant and to feel like home,” he said, adding that about 70 percent of his clientele is Asian.

The iMaid Cafe, which serves a mix of Hong Kong, Taiwanese and Western food, is situated in Toronto’s Scarborough suburb about a 30 minute drive from Toronto’s city centre.

Waitress Cindy Wang — who is not related to the owner — has worked at the cafe since it opened and has encountered only positive reactions from customers.

“I like it here because the uniform is lovely,” she said.

Tania Andrade, 17, and her friend Benjamin Coutinho, 17, who are regulars at the iMaid Cafe and enjoy the atmosphere and the server’s outfits.

“A lot of people may tip them more for how they dress,” said Coutinho.

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Shopfront of iMaid Cafe in Toronto

First we have this Naughty Nurse Restaurant in Arizona and now iMaid cafe from Toronto …. anyone wanna open one in Malaysia yet? There is big money to be made ok? We all are a bunch of suckers for anime! not to mention kinky bunch too!

OMFG!!! This is brutal!!! that guy (the teacher) is taller than the student by 12 inches and he just punched her in the face!!! Not once! but 4 times!!!! 4 punches on her face and one big slap to her back!!! WTF MAN!!! I have no idea what hes saying tho but I had a pretty good idea that hes speaking Korean. North Korea maybe?

What kinda Teacher would punched a student like this? What more shes a lady!!! What is this world coming to?

Watch the video below :