Seriously, I didnt made this up! I picked up this article while catching up with my online news!

They done a survey and found out that Indian men have small “U know what” anyway, my indians comrades, you dont hafta worry! this survey were done in India! it has no relation with those who are living in Malaysia!

I think … these people derno how to choose their own size only ler … not that they got short “U know what“! err … what you think har?

Condoms ‘too big’ for Indian men

A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India.

The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research.

Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

The scientists even checked their sample was representative of India as a whole in terms of class, religion and urban and rural dwellers.

The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.

Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large.

The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate.

And the country already has the highest number of HIV infections of any nation.

‘Not a problem’

Mr Puri said that since Indians would be embarrassed about going to a chemist to ask for smaller condoms there should be vending machines dispensing different sizes all around the country.

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Erm … which one of you actually goan measure your kkc one har?

Just a short one because today super busy, later hafta go out again running up n down and round and round .

This is an ads in hokkien but worry not bcoz it comes with english subtitles, this ads is about this Olympus E500 Digital Camera with super wide angle lens and its bloody funny wan!

Watch and be prepare to luff your ass off!!!

darling kua jibeng kua jibeng … chio chio chioo KAKAKAKAKA!!!!

Santa has pretty much remained as a myth all these time …. some claimed to have met him but for most of us who is living in the real world might not have given the privilage to do so.

For us in Malaysia the chances of meeting Santa is pretty much close to zero, you see rumors has it that Santa enters thru the chimney ….. how many Malaysian house got chimney one har? lol! Unless u start adding a chimney to your house now la … that might work!

Its also customary to leave something for Santa (if he decided to visit your place), some cookies and a cuppa milk should be sufficient and thats the angmoh’s tradition …. if Santa is in Malaysia I think we could show the same kinda hospitality by leaving to him some kueh or yau char kwai plus a big glass of Teh tarik, that would be nice rite?

This leads to this email i received in my mailbox today …. its a compilation of ways you could play a prank Santa if he decided to drop in.

- Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

- While he’s in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

- Leave him a note, explaining that you’ve gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

- While he’s in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.

- Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!

- Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say “We hate Christmas,” and “Go away Santa”

- Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.

- Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you’re sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear. < -- This is evil!

- While he’s in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn’t have missed that last payment, and take off. < -- Ahlong's Favourite!

- Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, “For The Tooth Fairy.” Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, “For Santa”

- Take everything out of your house as if it’s just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, “Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime.”

- Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.

- While he’s in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire. < -- This is evil!

- Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa’s sure to see them. Go outside, yell, “Ooh! Look! A deer! And he’s got a red nose!” and fire a gun. < -- This is the BEST

- Leave Santa a note, explaining that you’ve moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.

- Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.

- Paint “hoof-prints” all over your face and clothes. While he’s in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you’ve been “trampled.” Threaten to sue.

- Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, “This neighborhood ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

Some of this pranks are really funny! Maybe we can play this kinda pranks on our shopping Malls Santa Clause huh?

This is the incidents that will happen if a country progress too fast … you will get all kinda newly developed social disease emerging from everywhere.

This is prolly due to the fact that their citizens could not catch up with the over rapid progress and therefore they will develope a set of weird behaviours, pretending they are already adapted themselves to the current progress.

I am talking about this couple in China who signed a contract agreeing to divorce each other even before they got married!

This interesting incident happened in Shenzhen where a 30 yrs old female agrred to marry her fiance only if he agreed to divorce her in 8 years time! WTF!!!

If I m that guy … might as well remain single and kau sommo piao meis rite? why wanna waste lots n lotsa money on a wedding that will only last for 8 years?

WTF is happening to this world mannnn!!!

Couple sign eight-year contract

A couple have signed an unusual contract at a registry office in the Shenzhen Special Economic Zone.

Qing, 30, a freelance magazine writer, required her fiance, an architect, to sign a contract agreeing to a divorce in eight years before they registered for a marriage certificate on Monday.

The contract stipulated that the couple would return to the registry office for the divorce in eight years’ time.

Qing said she did not want to be tied down by the marriage.

New Express Daily

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Call me old fashion … this is totally insane!

Lemme tell you abit of this angmoh tradition, during christmas if you see a hot chick standing underneath a mistletoe that means shes waiting for you to kiss her. Infact anyone can kiss her bcoz she is standing underneath a mistletoe! serious wan … this is a christmas tradition

Dun belif nemind … below i attach an article i kebas from somewhere wan explaining this tradition of Christman Kissing Mistletoe Tradition

Christmas Kissing Mistletoe Tradition

The Druids considered the mistletoe to be a sacred plant and believed it had miraculous properties which could cure illnesses, serve as an antidote against poisons, ensure fertility and protect against the ill effects of witchcraft. Moreover, whenever enemies met under the mistletoe in the forest, they had to lay down their arms and observe a truce until the next day. From this has seemingly come the ancient custom of hanging a ball of mistletoe from the ceiling and exchanging kisses under it as a sign of friendship and goodwill.

Another version, however, says that this custom, which was widespread among the Anglo-Saxons, was connected to the legend of Freya, goddess of love, beauty and fertility. According to legend, a man had to kiss any young girl who, without realizing it, found herself accidentally under a sprig of mistletoe hanging from the ceiling.

Even if the pagan significance has been long forgotten, the custom of exchanging a kiss under the mistletoe can still be found in many European countries as well as in Canada. Thus if a couple in love exchanges a kiss under the mistletoe, it is interpreted as a promise to marry, as well as a prediction of happiness and long life. In France, the custom linked to mistletoe was reserved for New Year’s Day: “Au gui l’An neuf” (Mistletoe for the New Year). Today, kisses can be exchanged under the mistletoe any time during the holiday season.
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Understand anot? no? dun worry! I also no understand! but i think they are saying that u can kiss any hot chicks that standing below a mistletoe la! real wan! trust me!

As usual I will always support my theory with video presentation one! … Nah! watch the video and see you wanna kiss this HOT Biatch anot lar!