Santa has pretty much remained as a myth all these time …. some claimed to have met him but for most of us who is living in the real world might not have given the privilage to do so.

For us in Malaysia the chances of meeting Santa is pretty much close to zero, you see rumors has it that Santa enters thru the chimney ….. how many Malaysian house got chimney one har? lol! Unless u start adding a chimney to your house now la … that might work!

Its also customary to leave something for Santa (if he decided to visit your place), some cookies and a cuppa milk should be sufficient and thats the angmoh’s tradition …. if Santa is in Malaysia I think we could show the same kinda hospitality by leaving to him some kueh or yau char kwai plus a big glass of Teh tarik, that would be nice rite?

This leads to this email i received in my mailbox today …. its a compilation of ways you could play a prank Santa if he decided to drop in.

- Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

- While he’s in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

- Leave him a note, explaining that you’ve gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

- While he’s in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.

- Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!

- Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say “We hate Christmas,” and “Go away Santa”

- Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.

- Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you’re sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear. < -- This is evil!

- While he’s in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn’t have missed that last payment, and take off. < -- Ahlong's Favourite!

- Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, “For The Tooth Fairy.” Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, “For Santa”

- Take everything out of your house as if it’s just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, “Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime.”

- Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.

- While he’s in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire. < -- This is evil!

- Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa’s sure to see them. Go outside, yell, “Ooh! Look! A deer! And he’s got a red nose!” and fire a gun. < -- This is the BEST

- Leave Santa a note, explaining that you’ve moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.

- Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.

- Paint “hoof-prints” all over your face and clothes. While he’s in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you’ve been “trampled.” Threaten to sue.

- Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, “This neighborhood ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

Some of this pranks are really funny! Maybe we can play this kinda pranks on our shopping Malls Santa Clause huh?

This is the incidents that will happen if a country progress too fast … you will get all kinda newly developed social disease emerging from everywhere.

This is prolly due to the fact that their citizens could not catch up with the over rapid progress and therefore they will develope a set of weird behaviours, pretending they are already adapted themselves to the current progress.

I am talking about this couple in China who signed a contract agreeing to divorce each other even before they got married!

This interesting incident happened in Shenzhen where a 30 yrs old female agrred to marry her fiance only if he agreed to divorce her in 8 years time! WTF!!!

If I m that guy … might as well remain single and kau sommo piao meis rite? why wanna waste lots n lotsa money on a wedding that will only last for 8 years?

WTF is happening to this world mannnn!!!

Couple sign eight-year contract

A couple have signed an unusual contract at a registry office in the Shenzhen Special Economic Zone.

Qing, 30, a freelance magazine writer, required her fiance, an architect, to sign a contract agreeing to a divorce in eight years before they registered for a marriage certificate on Monday.

The contract stipulated that the couple would return to the registry office for the divorce in eight years’ time.

Qing said she did not want to be tied down by the marriage.

New Express Daily

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Call me old fashion … this is totally insane!

Lemme tell you abit of this angmoh tradition, during christmas if you see a hot chick standing underneath a mistletoe that means shes waiting for you to kiss her. Infact anyone can kiss her bcoz she is standing underneath a mistletoe! serious wan … this is a christmas tradition

Dun belif nemind … below i attach an article i kebas from somewhere wan explaining this tradition of Christman Kissing Mistletoe Tradition

Christmas Kissing Mistletoe Tradition

The Druids considered the mistletoe to be a sacred plant and believed it had miraculous properties which could cure illnesses, serve as an antidote against poisons, ensure fertility and protect against the ill effects of witchcraft. Moreover, whenever enemies met under the mistletoe in the forest, they had to lay down their arms and observe a truce until the next day. From this has seemingly come the ancient custom of hanging a ball of mistletoe from the ceiling and exchanging kisses under it as a sign of friendship and goodwill.

Another version, however, says that this custom, which was widespread among the Anglo-Saxons, was connected to the legend of Freya, goddess of love, beauty and fertility. According to legend, a man had to kiss any young girl who, without realizing it, found herself accidentally under a sprig of mistletoe hanging from the ceiling.

Even if the pagan significance has been long forgotten, the custom of exchanging a kiss under the mistletoe can still be found in many European countries as well as in Canada. Thus if a couple in love exchanges a kiss under the mistletoe, it is interpreted as a promise to marry, as well as a prediction of happiness and long life. In France, the custom linked to mistletoe was reserved for New Year’s Day: “Au gui l’An neuf” (Mistletoe for the New Year). Today, kisses can be exchanged under the mistletoe any time during the holiday season.
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Understand anot? no? dun worry! I also no understand! but i think they are saying that u can kiss any hot chicks that standing below a mistletoe la! real wan! trust me!

As usual I will always support my theory with video presentation one! … Nah! watch the video and see you wanna kiss this HOT Biatch anot lar!

Those of you who didnt know yet, daily exericse is good for you! it can improves your blood circulation, improves your complexion while give u this cherry red face and can heal your pain after you are dumped by your girlfriend too!

Dont believe me? Watch this video and find out the truth! I bluff you not!

What you doing sitting in front of your pc still? go exercise la!

Yea .. ironically there is this place call Heart Attack Grill in Arizona, Amadika and coincide with the name of the restaurant they are serving altery blogging food! Their business motto is “Taste … Worth Dying For!” …. WTF!!!

They named their burger single by-pass, double by-pass or triple by-pass and their “flat liner fries” are fried in pure lard! Hows that for a change?!

Well not only the food can alter your blood pressure but the main blood pressure modifier in this place are the girls! The waitresses or should I say The Naughty Nurses!

Check out below for the photographs of the “Nurses”!

A Nurse serving by-pass burger

another naughty nurse serving Double by-pass burger with lard fries

Naughty Nurse posing

Triple By-Pass burger? where??!!

I dont see any burgers nor fries … i only saw those buns!!! I want those buns!!!

Triple By-Pass Burger up close!

Burger? what burger? I only saw nips!!

Looks like the customer is not complaining! I wont be complaining too if they were here!

Are You Man Enough?

Will you make any complain or voice your dissatisfaction if you are one of the patron to this grill? Knowing you all hamsap flers i doubt you would complain either!

Now the interesting part, official complain were lodged against them (Heart Attack Grill) for impersonating “nurses” and their uniform … read article below :

Waitresses dressed as naughty nurses rile RNs
Scantily clad servers push artery clogging fare at the Heart Attack Grill

TEMPE, Ariz. - The Heart Attack Grill — a theme restaurant whose specialties include the Quadruple Bypass Burger and Flatliner Fries, cooked in pure lard — is making health-care professionals’ blood pressure rise, and not because of the menu.

It is because of the waitresses’ naughty nurse uniforms.

The waitresses wear skimpy, cleavage-baring outfits, high heels and thigh-high stockings — a male fantasy that some nursing organizations say is an insult to the profession.
Several nurses have complained to the Arizona attorney general’s office, and a national nursing group has repeatedly asked Heart Attack Grill owner Jon Basso to stop using the outfits.

“Nurses are the most sexually fantasized-about profession,” said Sandy Summers, executive director of the Center for Nursing Advocacy, based in Baltimore. “We’re asking people, if they’re going to have these fantasies, please don’t make it so public. Move these sexual fantasies to other professions.”

Basso shrugs off Summers’ complaints, and refers to her and her supporters as prudes, cranks and lunatics.

“If anything, I think it glorifies nurses to be thought of as a physically attractive and desirable individual,” Basso said. “There’s a Faye Dunaway, Florence Nightingale hipness to it. Nobody wants to think of themselves as some old battle ax who changes bedpans for a living.”

‘Nutritional pornography’
The most serious complaint Basso has faced was made to the Arizona attorney general’s office by the state Board of Nursing. In September, the attorney general’s office wrote Basso a letter informing him that he is illegally using the word “nurse” at his restaurant and on his Web site. Citing Arizona Statute A.R.S. 32-1636, the attorney general said only someone who has a valid nursing license can use the title “nurse.”

Basso refused to remove “nurse” from his Web site but inserted an asterisk next to every nurse reference and included the following disclaimer:

“The use of the word ‘nurse’ above is only intended as a parody. None of the women pictured on our Web site actually have any medical training, nor do they attempt to provide any real medical services. It should be made clear that the Heart Attack Grill and its employees do NOT offer any therapeutic treatments (aside from laughter) whatsoever.”

Basso said the complaints have been good for business, “all they’ve done is ensure there’s going to be a gajillion of these all over the country.”

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Could someone please open this kinda restaurant in Malaysia pulez pulez mighty pulezzzzz!!! My blood pressure is kinda low lately!